About a couple weeks ago, we got a new Toy Poodle. Well, lover of animals that I am, I had to buy the little thing a couple of toys.
A small version of the loofa dog, you know the sausage looking squeaky dog toys everyone on TV has. And a brown stuffed doggy with a squeaker.
He loved them, shake, run and play with them, every dogs dream, right?
Well, it was, til…..we can’t find those toys anywhere. We have looked in every nook and cranny, and there are a lot of them here, every drawer, every bed, everywhere.
I think we have been burgled! Can’t find those things anywhere. I’ve asked the grandson where they were, he says “Outback Steakhouse”! HA! NOT!!!
He would not even find them for ice cream! So now I’m wondering if he is really the burglar, or if someone else could be…
This has went on for 2 days. Poor doggy sits there looking up at me with those big brown eyes, wanting his toys. So now I guess I’ll have to put out wanted posters, alert the authorities, and call 911 to report we’ve been burgled and hope they will find those dog toys! ha!
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19
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Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
- FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
- PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
- TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
- HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
- SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
- WEB PAGES:
Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
- TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
- EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
- HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
- THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
Send this to all the women you care about…and to any men who appreciate a good laugh ……
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