I recently published this on Facebook, so thought I’d put it here also.
Has anyone seen my dog? We were out hunting, and he ran off. He’s has one leg, one eye, blind, 1 ear, deaf and answers to the name of “Lucky”. OH, and he’s a Redneck Hairless.

My dog can run faster than your dog with 3 legs tied behind his back! LOL

IF you see smoke coming from our area today, it’s ok, I’m cooking dinner.

We should re-name Deviled Eggs, to “Angel Bullets”.

“We are fam-i-ly, I got all my homies and me”

Yes, our family has a room reserved at the local Inn. It’s called the …Inn Sanity Deluxe…….

Soap Opera Titles
As the Dysfunction Turns
All My Homies
The Young and Energetic - a story of the lives of hyperactive children in a dysfunctional family.
The Young and Clueless
The Old and the Breathless

What would happen if someone O.D’ed on Viagra?

Someone needs to invent zippered underwear. We all know that elastic has it’s limits around Thanksgiving!

You know you’re in trouble, when you’ve been put in charge of cooking and everyone shows up in sweatpants!